Old People With Braces!

     FUCK! I hate old people with braces! They look fucking retarded! (it's not nice to say the R word!) Every time I see one I stop and wonder out loud "what the hell are you thinking?" Your teeth were fucked up for 40+ years and now you want to do something about it? Like no one would notice that a couple months ago your grill looked like it was kicked in by a cowboy with steel toe boots and now all of a sudden your smile is better than Julia Robert's. Silly rabbit! It's all these old people trying to be young for whatever stupid reason. I personally cant wait until I'm old enough to do nothing but shit in my diaper, drink coffee and fall asleep waiting for the ball game! BUT there's these other fools wanting to drink every last drop out of the fountain of youth trying to stay young and looking like complete fools while attempting to do so! Thank you crooked smiles!